Gordon had always been a quiet and shy nerd, enjoying Star Wars and AD&D, no one had ever noticed him sitting in the corner of the cafeteria. And that’s the way he liked it! But when the Great Shift gave him a hot female body, he quickly caught everyone’s attention. The popular boys who never talked to him now wanted to date him; the popular girls were jealous, but wanted to keep the competition close. Gordon didn’t want to be competition; he just wanted to be left alone. He tried his usually nerdy tactics, like obsessing on Star Wars, but it didn’t work. What had been nerdy as a guy made him “cool” as a chick. Why wouldn’t they leave him alone?